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Hit him within the nostril! *** what number Ohioans does it take to devour possum? 3. One to devour the possum, and to observe for cars!! 33 Did you pay attention concerning the Ohioan who waa u evening learning for his urine testl p liJ Why is the common age of a soldier from Ohio fifty three? They get them correct out of highschool! Did you listen concerning the Ohioan who had simply discovered to count number to twenty-one whilst he was once arrested for indecent exposure!! How do you get a one armed Ohioan out of a tree? Wave to him!! 34 WhY do Ohioans retailer the hoop tabs off of beer cans? to take advantage of as mix type earrings and nostril pickers! *** Why did they outlaw lynching in Ohio? the fellow who knew easy methods to tie the knots moved! 35 5 activities IN OHIO Ohio thinks the area is opposed to them, and it truly is. *** on the first soccer video game of the yr at Ohio country, the cheerleader regarded up on the packed stands and shouted: "Give me an F! " "F! " shouted the gang. "Give me an I! " she yelled. "I! " yelled the gang. "Give me a G! " "G! " cried the gang. "Give me an hello" "H! " screamed the gang. "Give me aT! " "TI" screeched the gang. "WHAT'S THAT SPELL!? " whole silence. 37 Did you listen what occurred to the Ohio nation water polo group? Their horses drowned! *** Why is there synthetic turf in Ohio Stadium? to maintain the cheerleaders from grazing after the sport! *** What do a soccer participant and an Ohio woman have in universal? Pigskin!! * * "(:; Did you pay attention concerning the Indy motive force from Ohio who made 23 pit stops? 3 for gasoline, four to alter tires, and sixteen to invite instructions! 38 Why are moms of Ohio Staters so powerful and sq. shouldered? From elevating dumbbells! *** Did you pay attention concerning the Ohioan who obtained a couple of water skis for his birthday? He went insane trying to find a hill on Lake Erie! *** What do you name a fine looking man in Columbus? A Michigan soccer participant down for a video game! *** Did you pay attention concerning the Ohio country soccer participant who used to be dropped from the group for breaking teach· ing? The trainer stuck him learning! 39 What brings tears to an Ohio mother's eyes? whilst she buys her son his first athletic supporter!! *** whilst the younger guy utilized for the lifeguarding activity on Lake Michigan, the body of workers director requested the boy if he knew easy methods to keep an Ohioan from drowning. The boy acknowledged that he did not. The director employed him at the spot!! *** what's the very first thing an Ohio father buys his son? Booties with cleats! forty It was once the massive Ohio State/Michigan online game in Ann Arbor. each seat within the stadium used to be stuffed, other than one. the guy sitting beside the vacant seat used to be puzzled approximately it by means of the guy at the back of him. He professional· ceeded to inform him that he and his spouse have been com· ing right here for years, yet that his spouse had handed on. the fellow in the back of him acknowledged that he used to be very sorry, yet seeing as how this used to be the hardest price ticket on the town to get, could not the guy have introduced another person alongside to benefit from the video game with him? a chum, or perhaps a relative? " i'd have," stated the guy, "but they are all at her funeral. " *** there were Ohio kingdom quarterbacks so dumb, that after they gained their letter, they'd to invite a person to learn it to them!